I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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