i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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