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(713): View more from Texas

i cant believe jose lima did steroids

(281): View more from Texas

apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball

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(860): View more from Connecticut

isnt it creepy that our bodies make people

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(416): View more from Ontario

don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends

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(818): View more from California

Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.

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(360): View more from Washington

Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

we've started having sober sex

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you really do like him

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(859): View more from Kentucky

the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!

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(585): View more from New York

Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved

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