I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I licked your asshole in confidence.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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