apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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