she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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