Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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