It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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