so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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