You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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