yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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