There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
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