Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize