why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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