garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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