Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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