Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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