go do what you do best...puke behind churches
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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