I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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