I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
i dont even know how to be here
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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