I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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