You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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