I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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