The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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