Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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