My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Randomize
