would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Randomize
