he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
In America we eat man semen.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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