is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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