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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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