So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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