Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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