too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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