now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
No...this little piggys going to the bar
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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