it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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