WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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