some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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