Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
