i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Randomize
