in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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