So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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