Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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