I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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