found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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