Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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