He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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