I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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