like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm passing your future prison.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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