Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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