that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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