I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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