I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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