Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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