i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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